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Smokers Mathematics

25×20×20÷60÷24

A Love Supreme
Jan 15, 2025
90% of the packs of cigarettes I've smoked on island.

O,
how I've not cherished my beloved self
Lying here are the remains of 25 empty boxes of nicotine death collected in a bag for reflection.

Now it's time for math.
20 cigarettes per box X 25 boxes of cigarettes= 500 cigarettes.

If each cigarette takes 20 minutes off my life (according to Ms Simpson in elementary school) then 20 minutes X 500 cigarettes= 10,000 minutes

10,000 minutes ÷ 60 minutes/hour =166 hours

166 hours ÷ 24 hrs/day = 6.916 days

6.916 days rounded up to the nearest whole number is 7 days and 7 days = a week
One fewer week im projected to be amongst you
The living.

# #6daysasinner1daysarighteousman

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A Love Supreme
A Love Supreme

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Dissertator of chaos, Prophet of Love Supreme, aggressively emitting Humility, Humanity, and Profanity

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