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My Dating app pick-up line to a girl dressed like Waluigi for Halloween
Ouu small talk.
Look,
I want your septum ring
I want it to be my thing
I want some of the hell you bring
I want the, I want the I ,want the air you breathe ,
The time you waste,
In picture 2
Who was Wario with you?
Were you alone?
Were you looking for a scissor
Or looking for something long strong
I’ll find an addendum...
I tend to carry on
Back to the "oo" pattern
Ahem
Here’s I want to do
On the day that I meet
A tattoo on my finger
Not cuz it’s you I wanna remember or bind myself to
Or find myself thinking about you
It’d just be cool
Hi I’m gorgeous and you’re Darien.
No wait........
I'm Darien and you're gonna be my more than a friend
Safe to say we talked for a couple a month some lay down with each other in the biblical sense
Nothing remains other than the poem that I wrote.
