Member-only story
I am person
I am flawed
I eat too much
I live like a hog
I am imperfect
I am sloppy and live like a hog
I am unfeeling
I am unlearned
I am unable to read a book after 100 pages
I am sexual deviance personified
I am all the deadly sins and the 0th wonder if the world
I am a flea
I am a boiled green wrinkled little green pea
I am fried egg
I am cube carrot
I am soy
I am a layered onion
I am going to make you cry
I am "The Notebook"
I am going to make you cry
I am a trespasser
I am provocateur
I am not convinced of the existence of god
I am a believer in Santa
I am ungifted
I am unwrapped
I am July with December cold
I am cold
I am cold
I am 1 year removed from 30 years old
I am something
I am someone
I am they who appear everywhere and nowhere at once
I am no one
I am nothing
I am human
I am flawed
I am
A yam